[WTF] Fuck Windows Vista
It was dark, raining cats and dogs. It was the time. It was now or never… He has no option. He looked back and stared, easy, at Redmon. He couldn’t stifle a tear, it was so hard after so many years… But he had already taken the decision. He can’t feel anything but sorry for his people. As a matter of fact, he was sure they were going to find another one, better than him, stronger, faster, more reliable. Nevertheless, even though he knew that, it still hurt. He didn’t want to leave… But he had to, he was no longer doing any good there. He had to leave, and the sooner, the better. He crossed the street and stopped by at the bar where he had always met with his friends, MAC and so on. He sighed, and went ahead. He started remembering while walking…
Once, he was the only option.
Once, all the people wanted him.
Once, he was, by far, the best.
Once…
A car tooted the horn and almost hit Windows Vista. He cursed all the insane drivers, but it didn’t matter. It wasn’t about a car, a driver… He was tired, he couldn’t stand this any more. It was being too much for him. At the beginning, nobody could have imagined it was going to go so far, nobody could have imagined that GNU was going to be a threat to Windows, much less in Vista. But this is technology and what’s good today, is probably bad tomorrow. He arrived at his destination. He started formatting himself (he couldn’t be discovered. It was the first and the most important rule: his code must remain secret, always. No exceptions). When he had almost being converted to NULL positions, he managed to finish with his pain, finally. Nobody will never be able to programme him again, he didn’t worth it. Free software had win the battle and now, another era was coming and there was no place for him.
Goodbye, and good luck, Microsoft
…SaMy*^46
